my dear friend andrew was going to take me to nandos on valentines day and buy me food cause he loves me and he’s fantastic and i like dates even if they’re not remotely romantic in away, but then he got an actual date and he doesn’t want me anymore. what a dick

how dare he choose some hot girl he barely knows over his me

AND NOW I CAN JOIN IN WITH ALL THE OTHER SINGLE PEOPLE LIKE WAAAAAAA

hehe, waaaaa (private joke  broz)