May 2012
What can you actually do in liverpool? I’m shit at being hospitable
A chinese girl sat across at me was looking at her Dorito for ages then looking at me puzzled for so so long
I LOOK LIKE A DORITO :(
Finishing uni tomorrow means Chester zoo, the beach, Alton towers, freedom, No Direction Home festival and Scott visiting it.
ONLY ONE MORE DAY I CAN DO IT (still have three pieces of coursework to do over the summer though, balzzzzz)
Trying to revise in Manchester Piccadily is proving difficult.
Why I am getting a train that doesn’t get to Liverpool till midnight when I have an exam tomorrow is is beyond me
Plus I don’t really have any money but I’ve got this far for free so it’s going well
imagine if i could actually get away with saying peng and dank and the like, my life would be a much better place #dench
I hope Peter lets Simon get dreadlocks. It’s the only thing that can make coronation street better
Charlotte is getting me an Obey snapback for my birthday I am gonna be so peng
I can’t wait three months :(
I went to corp on Friday and walked outside and Maria had left me and i was meant to be staying at hers and I am gonna hold this against her forever cause I had to go ALLLL the way to Swinton which is far to have somewhere to sleep cause i didn’t have my house keu.
Then in the morning I fell asleep on the bus and just ended up in fox hill wandering around parts of sheffield I’ve never...
Why can't people write properly
I’ve got a message from someone on Facebook saying ‘hey how you remember me’
Does this mean
Hey. How are you? Do you remember me?
Or Hey. How do you remember me?
I presume it is the first one, but I don’t want to reply wrong and look silly cause this could end in free clothing
being alone in this big house is making me scared. THERES SO MANY PLACES FOR THE GHOSTS TO HIDE
I WAS LIKE GOOD GRACIOUS ASS IS BODACIOUS
Ah man, I totally forgot how good I Set My Friends On Fire are. And Hawthorne Heights, and ADTR
I have thank Scotts ignorance to good music for reminding me how fantastic this music is.
IF THE WORLD (tumblr) DOESN’T KNOW HOW CUTE WE ARE THEN WHAT IS THIS RELATIONSHIP FOR
If I only had a couple of days with my boyfriend who I don’t get to see very often I would definitely spend them taking endless photos and narrating my days for tumblr cause that’s what quality time together means
I LIKE DEM BIG BOOTAY BITCHES
Today I mega aced my exam, I’ve just drawn two pretty damn good pictures, I found a really nice top for a pound, and I’ve got a bit of a tan
WICKED BROZZZ INIT
If there isn’t questions on Italian Corruption and Post communist transitions tomorrow then I have officially failed and I am leaving university forever and ever and ever. I’d be richer if I was on benefits anyway
I don’t even want to revise for my exam tomorrow, it’s just really demoralising cause I know however hard I try, I won’t do well. Like it’s really making me feel shit cause I know I can’t do it
In better news, a man just came and he’s giving me a new window :)
My pillaky dad has broken his arm in portugal, so my parents can’t come home for another week. He is a pillak. This means:
I have to go home to look after the rabbit (this really complicates a lot if things cause of money, exams, not having a key etc)
I can’t pick my laptop up (cause I need to borrow some money off them)
I can’t ring them crying about exam stress
Forever...
NOOOO EUROVISION IS ON
this is when not having a laptop becomes really painful
Pretty much every other slide of these lecture slides is a Spitting Image video and they are not remotely funny and I’m sat practically pissing myself. I think I’ve got sunstroke
The sunshine makes me:
Sleepy
Wants ice lollies really bad
Sunburnt
damn you
I have spent the last few hours making a 246 daisy long chain, and breaking it on to headband things for everyone.
Today is a good day
When I look outside there is loads of people playing football and things on the field. I want football and strawberry cider and things of this nature. I AM TRAPPED INSIDE damn exams
SOMEONE BUY MY LEEDS TICKET OFF ME PLZZZZ
pleaaaasseeeeee
willjrichards:
Breezeblocks is a...
I owe someone £40 and I have made so many excuses for so long and I am going to see them later and my crd has broken and I don’t have internet banking I don’t what to do :( they will be really mad cause I don’t know them that well
An update on my life as a paramaniac
When you set a pencil on fire, te graphite (or whatever it is) doesn’t burn, the outside just goes ashy, so it still fully functions as a pencil
Wax crayons don’t set on fire, and they smell really bad when you burn them
I am so glad I don’t have a smoke detector, but I’m running out of things to burn :(
I reckon if I told my mum I had a nose piercing for a month and nothing bad happened, there’s a 50% chance she’d let me actually properly have one, like around her.
but also a 50% chance she would kill me. My mum is probably the angriest woman in the world she angering her terrifies me, to the max.
Damn you Cally looking all good with a nose piercing n ting
My laptop will cost £314 to repair, and I have £296. THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK OUT WELL FOR ME
Also the eggs on my window have started to rot I think cause my room stinks, like really really bad. Not a fan of today.
I am going to fail my first year of uni, it’s just embarassing
Today I failed so bad. So so bad
I wrote an hour long essay which was 4 lines long. DAMN FAILURE
The majority of bands with female drummers are shot IM SORRY WHITE STRIPE FANS
reversecentaur:
I need more avocados in my life
Post failure career options
I cant make comics cause I can’t write
I can’t make clothes cause I can’t afford a sewing machine
I can’t be a farmer cause I don’t like killing animals
I can’t be a burlesque dancer cause I’m not skinny enough
I can’t be a drummer cause bands with female drummers are always shit
And that’s all I want to do. I’ll have to work in...
STRESSED
I keep crying. However much work I do I know I’m not clever enough. All I want to do is get 40%, and I’m so scared of that not happening. Really really stressed
Through the combination of mumps, exams and a broken laptop, my usual hilarious nature of blogging has depleted, which saddens me.
Hopefully soon when all these issues are resolved I will be back on top form. You should look forward to it
The reason that Danny Boyle didn’t use an Indian actor in Slumdog Millionnaire is cause their arm muscles make their heads look tiny.
Silly man
What the hell is an avant-garde kangaroo? Avant -garde kangaroos aren’t a real thing
I feel like I could concentrate better if I didn’t constantly have the Buffy The Vampire Slayer musical songs in my head
yes, it's ridiculous
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youbetterrunforyourlife replied to your photo: I CAN’T GET IN I WANT TO GO TO THE LIBRARY this is…
IS THAT THE QUEUE FOR THE LIBRARY? :|
My laptop couldn’t have broken at a worst time. I need it really really bad to revise. I am such a pillak
I gave my laptop to the apple store today and it was a very emotional experience and even though the pretty genius man managed to save me £83 I still have to pay £315 OH GOD THIS IS AWFUL
Genius man was a babe though. We had a debate about art and politics it was great
My friend just pierced her own cartliage with a safety pin, it made the most horrific crunching noise ever. EWWW